Who needs chocolates and flowers this Valentine's Day? For romantics looking for big laughs, online novelty superstore Stupid.com complied a list of the 10 Most Stupid Valentine's Day Gifts of 2016.
Here are the 10 Most Stupid Valentine's Day Gifts from Stupid.com:
Dirty Valentine HeartsRomantic phrases like 'Cute Butt,' 'Bend Over,' and 'Do Me' put a risqué spin on this traditional candy conversational treat.
Bacon Massage OilLet the smoky aroma of bacon fill the air with this bottle of silky oil that stinks of a meat lover's paradise.
Weener Kleener SoapKeep any man's downstairs junk clean with this tiny ring shaped soap with a hole in it, that conveniently washes where the sun does not shine.
Gummy HeartGiving someone your heart has never tasted so chewy, with this lifelike mold of a human heart made of pure edible gummy goodness.
Small Pecker CondomsWant to make that ex-boyfriend squirm? These tiny condoms are the perfect prank for getting a big laugh from that tiny manhood.
Understand Men Breath SprayMen – who gets them? After a few sprays from this tiny bottle of instant-guy knowledge, anyone can be an expert.
His & Hers Bottle OpenerShaped like a woman with a nice rack, and a man with some large junk, these openers are great for cracking a romantic brew.
Wash Away Your Sins SoapThis liquid soap promises to wash away that morning guilt after any sinful Valentine's Day roll in the hay.
Tipsy Wine GlassesA two glass set feature a twisted, curing stem, making them the perfect explanation for why any drinker is so tipsy!
Sex Smarts GamePut your partner's sexual IQ to the test, and see if they're worth putting a ring on it with this colorful 1000-question card game.
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